Despite the general lack of updates to this blog, I'm now famous by the Google standard. Try it out for yourself: type in "silas" to Google, and watch the suggestions pop up. The first suggestion after "Silas Marner" and
silastic (the silicone/plastic gel), you get ME! Take a look (click to enlarge):
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi90ekQUmLK9K-7KWq2uQDv982L2goCWWJCV7RwODWT-TwBMVqfV_OaoU86UOLW8KtPV96Z-UrcCRX8AUco49IN7QuiojmYIgp7P0rwN2_fyAAMKZoSd4Q8MF59BMO9HRU1WEfBYMQ-aZR3/s400/GoogleSilasSearch.png)
And what if you type in "silas b"? You get this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ4h6mrFK0aF5Nc1Rugr89-TUOULR8ejsGwRgxk_-lK98HtBsWZqGf_KXBHg4e_LUCTvSfzdtPx6NsP1ErrRPdj2gWs_y5jxZE-ySdXVEDm-1n2KAQKXCFv_oAMsiFEFk_Gg8UE9pUxHG3/s400/GoogleSilasB.png)
So in case you're wondering, I'm available for speaking engagements. I charge $10 million per visit, but I give discounts if I agree with your cause.